Pick the month you were born:

January ----- I kicked
February ----- I loved
March ----- I smoked
April ----- I dry humped
May ----- I choked on
June ----- I murdered
July ----- I did the Macarena with
August ----- I had lunch with
September ----- I danced with
October ----- I sang to
November ----- I yelled at
December ----- I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1 ------- a birdbath
2 ------- a monster
3 ------- a phone
4 ------- a fork
5 ------- a Mexican
6 ------- a gangster
7 ------- my cell phone
8 ------- my dog
9 ------- my best friend's boyfriend
10 ------ my neighbour
11 ------- my science teacher
12 ------- a banana
13 ------- a fireman
14 ------- a stuffed animal
15 ------- a goat
16 ------- a pickle
17 ------- your mom
18 ------- a spoon
19 ------- myself
20 ------- a baseball bat
21 ------- a ninja
22 ----- a model
23 ------- a noodle
24 ------- a squirrel
25 ------- a football player
26 ------- my sister
27 ------- my brother
28 ------- an ipod
29 ------ a permanent marker
30 ------- a llama
31 ------- a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White ------ because I'm cool like that.
Black ------- because that's how I roll.
Pink -------- because I'm NOT a homosexual
Red -------- because the voices told me to do so
Blue -------- because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green ----- because I hate myself.
Purple ----- because I'm cool.
Gray ------- because I was drunk.
Yellow ----- because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange ---- because I hate my family.
Brown ----- because I was high.
Other ------ because I'm a ninja.
None ------- because I can't control myself.

Now type out the sentence you made and pass it on!

Sentence: I danced with a noodle because i hate myself.

I'm warning you! You readers who read this must do this quiz in your blog! I have already installed a programme to track you people down! Dont hate me, i'm a victim too!



just joking!

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what's inside.