Now i realised that im a super clumsy and embarassing moments cant ever leave me for a minute.
Like on monday. Shirleen was queueing up at seven-eleven and i was waiting for her with XX. I was standing near the condom shelf (The condom shelf was near where they sell junk food). I saw this pink packet on top of the shelf and had a quick glimpse of the quote on it
"when love is in the air..."
I thought that it was chocolate because its pink, has the word "love" and it was the only packet
on top of the condom shelf and so i thought is people take liao then dont want and put somewhere else de.
I was fiddling with it because i thought it was chocolate and XX was talking to me so i was distracted. Suddenly, she went: Siqi, you very 大胆 hor!
I was confused and then i look at what im fiddling. For the very first time, i saw the word
"Durex" and i immdiately knew what i was holding and quickly take my hands away.
XX kept on laughing.
On Tuesday, we gathered at the Parade Ground for morning assembly. Like usual, i went over to XX's place. Charlene was beside me but my back was facing her. Suddenly, Charlene went "Eh, Joleen!"
As Joleen is my very good friend, i turn around to see where she was. I saw this girl who has the same hairstyle as Joleen sitting in front of Charlene so, i went and poke,poke,poke her. (Jolene and i share this secret
pokeeeee action).
In the end, the girl turned around and i was mortified to realise that she was not Jolene. I dont even know who she is! XX was like want laugh but cannot laugh. So embarassed leh! And the thing is, Jolene was sitting behind Charlene...
In Maths lesson, Mr Ang was using my pencil and it flew out of his hands he picked it up, came to me and helped me with the question that i asked.
All the time, XX was making the sound whereby you are forcing yourself not to laughing. And hearing that sound, my shoulders kept on shaking and seeing this, XX wanted to laugh even harder.
It was when the teacher finally went off that we laugh. I swear that i almost cried. Or should i say, i cried but the tears didnt roll down. It may not seem funny now but you need to be there to see what's so funny.
Okay, i just found my new Valentine. Presenting to you, Joleen!
99 roses and 1 fake one. My love for you will die when the last rose dies... Hahas! Its nice to have secret jokes with her ((:
