I forgot to add what happened yesterday afternoon. My mum and dad were out at work so that leaves me and my sister.
The story starts from a long long time ago. Once upon a time, a bird was captivated by my dining table so it flew from my balcony straight towards the dining table. (The dining table is in front of the balcony.) Apparently, the bird was not just only attracted by my table, it is also in love with the
FOOD ON THE TABLE.So, there it goes. The love went straight down to its tummy.
The bird was a clever animal and everyday, it would fly to its love and shit around my floor. Until, one day, a brave knight in shiny armour decided to stop it all. And yes, that was yours truly.
That day, the knight's parents locked the windows of the washing room. (Where you wash and dry clothes). Because, the bird had also fell in love with the windows of the washing room and would sometimes fly in through it and find his way to its love.
For your information, my parents do not close the doors of the balcony because if we do, we will have a lack of oxygen.
At noon, the knight decided to bathe and so, proceeded to the bathroom. The bathroom is located at the side of the kitchen and the washing room is beside the bathroom. And there and then, the knight saw the most horrifying sight, ever.
The bird was trying to commit suicide by knocking its head against the windows. But after awhile, the knight knew what was happening. The bird flew in from the balcony and shitted there before flying to the washing room to escape. Unfortunately, the windows were locked the stupid bird didnt know its way back to the balcony and so, started to bang its head on the windows.
Actually, if that bird is that stupid, it should probably die.
The knight panicked and called for her sister. They tried to lead the bird to the balcony but that stupid bird just kept on banging its head. The knight had no choice and went to the balcony, grabbed a bamboo pole, went back to the kitchen, stood there and try to open the lock with the pole.
That didnt help.
The knight was afraid to go into the washing room, and so was her sister. Both of them do not want to get shitted on the head considering the fact that the washing room was full of shit because of the bird.
At last, the knight decided to play heroine, handed the pole to her sister so that when she go in and unlock the window, her sister will distract the bird by poking the bird with the pole, using the joint window from the kitchen to the washing room. And the bird will be so busy to save itself that it wont even bother shitting on the knight's head.
After a tedious moment, the windows were finally opened and before getting shitted, the knight rushed out of the room. The bird kept on staring at the open window and not moving.
How stupid can a bird be?
The knight grabbed the pole and pushed the window and the bird finally flew out. I doubt the bird will ever be coming back considering the fact that it spent more than 30 mins in that so-call awful place.
So yea, yours truly saved the day!! :DDDDDDDDDDDD
