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Friday, September 14, 2007 @ 8:29 PM
Oh woman!
Element: Woman
SYMBOL: 0+
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Acceptable at 55kg. But known to vary from 45 kg to 225 kg.

Physical Properties:
Body surface normally covered with a film of powder and paint.
Boils at absolute nothing - freezes for no apparent reason.
Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore

Chemical Properties:
Reacts well with gold, platinium and all other precious ores.
Explodes spontaneously without warning.
The most powerful money reducing agent known to men.

Common Use:
Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
Can highly aid relaxation.
Can be a very efficient cleaning agent.

Hazards:
Turn green when place alongside a superior specimen.
Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact.

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