So many things happened and i wanted to post it. But now, as i am sitting in front of the computer, i realised that, im still lazy.

To summerize, here's some sentences:
I never seen Shirleen so angry before.
And no, i dont want my face on the Straits Time or Lianhe Zaobao or Weekend Today or any of the newspapers.
I want my daddie to send me to school everyday
I almost lost my keys - again
I want a rise in my allowance
I am still addicted to chocolates.

I failed my History. With 37.
ONE MORE MARK TO A1!!
How can anyone be so cruel? T_T

And, i have decided to put Jokes of the Week,
Inspired by XX, JH and HY

The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate

There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.

So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, “I need a good guard dog.”

And the clerk replied, “Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate.”

The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair.”

The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, “Karate that table.” The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.

So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said “Karate my ass!”

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what's inside.