Today, when I logged in to MSN, Wei Min suddenly sent me something. She did not say anything but just send a single file. I accept it. When I open the file, I found out that it was about my group's CIP project. The leaflets and all. Its exactly the same as the on Sing yee sent me when we were discussing the project on MSN. I was shocked. I mean how could she got our information?
Just then, Sing yee came online. I went to ask her about it. She said that she has also recieved it. But she did not sent to Wei Min the information. I was like huh? Then Sing yee asked me to delete the file and to call her after that.
Called her and found out that it was a virus. Sing yee explained that Wei min's status was Away. She could not have sent it. Just to double check, Sing yee talk to Wei min and she did not reply. This proves that she was Away. Wei min's MSN had caught virus and her mouse started clicking and sent the file by ITSELF. The worst thing is, Wei min does not know about it.
Oh well...
Science lesson was fun, as usual.
DOG'S TESTES
I pity Uncle Eric's dog. His dog was very fierce. If any male dog came walking towards him, his dog will bite it. So, uncle Eric had to send it to a surgery to take out the testes. He requeted the vet to give him the testes and the vet was looking like him as though he was crazy. Hahas. So, uncle Eric brought the dog's testes to show us. ITS DISGUSTING LOR!!
SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
We all know that humans have sex for various of reasons.
One of the most common reason is for fun. Looks like we are not the only ones who think that way. Animals such as Chimp(Hamizzan??) have sex for fun too! Dolphins does that too but they can avoid getting pregnant!
And guess what?
Some of the Dolphins, dogs and monkeys are homosexuals too! They have gays and lesbians. Oh wow!
BREASTMILK
This was the one that got us laughing like hell.
Why does uncle Eric hates breastfeeding?
His house has a master bedroom, guest room and a study room.
His mother sleeps in the guest room.
The maid, wife and his baby sleep in the master bedroom.
He had to sleep in the study room-out of his own will.
Because the baby cries every 3 hours and he has to sleep to get to work the next day.
So, his wife was jealous and moved into the study room-everyone except the maid cannot tolerate the baby's cries.
uncle Eric says his wife is evil. Because every 3 hours she has to get up and breastfeed the baby. Which also means switching on the lights and he cant sleep. He is guessing that his wife is planning a revenge on him because she has to wake up to breastfeed the baby while he can sleep peacefully. Lols
SOMETHING DISGUSTING
His first baby. That time, his wife was cooped up in the house taking care of the baby. So one day, she requested to go out. The whole family went to East Coast Park. Unfortunetly, his wife did not wear paddings for her bra. Then while they were walking, the milk leaked out from her breast. To make things worst, she was wearing a white shirt. As you can guess, white shirt that is wet can see the skin. So, her toots* could be seen.
OMG it was so damn funny lors!!
Something nice for you guys before i say goodbye. I guess most of you had heard Avril's song, girlfriend. Try listening to it in different languages. The chinese sounds weird -.-
http://profile.imeem.com/YaTTPG/playlist/cEy_qBOm/
