Science Lesson was FUN!!
Not because of the subject or anything
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Well, ya...We learned about SEX.
Not funny.
Seriously. The picture looks so disgusting..
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Well, well, the FUN part was:
1)
1ST GIFLFRIENDUncle Eric:
You guys know when I had my first gf?Us:
No, when?Uncle Eric:
When I was in P3All of us in sate of shockedUncle Eric:
No, seriously. It was a new class the I sat beside this girl. Became friends lar. Then, one fine day, she asked me if I want to be her boyfriend. So I say "Orh."Us:
CHEY! *DIAOUncle Eric:
Then we would talk so much on the phone that my father scolded me. One day, she asked me whether if I want to F-U-C-K. I didnt know the meaning so i say "Orh." Of course never do lar!Us:
Eh...How come you dono and the girl know arhs??*Got a bashing from teacher2)
BOYS ARE WOMAN AT THE VERY FIRST PLACEUncle Eric:
You guys know that when you are in your mother's womb for the first 3 months you guys are actually girls?Boys:
Liar...We TRUE boys leh!!Uncle Eric:
Nono, seriously. When you are in your mother's womb, doctors cannot predict whether you are boy or girl at the early stage. But when its on the 3rd stage, nipples already have developed. Now you guys have nipples but what purpose does it serve? Its only there to remind us that you were all once GIRLSGirls: WAHAHA x))3)
A MIRACLEUncle Eric:
Guys produced sperms EVERY day, second, minute...blahblahblah. Whereas girls have ALL the eggs that she will ever have in her womb when she was born. So, girls's eggs are not fresh.Boys:
YAY [For some unknown reason]
Uncle Eric:
But its not good too. Because 1 out of 3 sperms that we produced only can function.
Girls:
HAHASUncle Eric:
For me, its even worse. When me and my wife decided to have baby, we keep doing but get NOTHING. SO went see doctor lor... Doctor checked on me and say that only 5% of my sperms can work. Because of my lifestlye and everything. Surprisingly, I managed to have 2 children now *SmirksUs:
Chey...4) WOMAN ARE SUPERIOR
Uncle Eric:
Girls are superior than us boys. For example. A man and woman, same height and weight, put them in swimming pool and compete. The man will swim faster that woman but the woman can complete more rounds that the man. Even if we dont mean to, we cannot beat the woman. Its natural.Girls:
WHOO~~~YAYUncle Eric:
Women have the capablity to spread things so that they can last longer. So, guys die faster in a famine. Sad.Girls:
HAHASUncle Eric:
BUT THEN, we are much stronger thatn girls. Look at all countries. Most of the presidents are MALE. So, we must use our strength to defeat themBoys:
HEAR THAT??rolls eyes5)
LITTLE FAKERSUncle Eric:
Do you know that all those Muscular guys as in Mr. Universe all of them are on drugs? They actually used drugs to make the muscules to grow. blahblahblahblah. They took it out from horse. Because our bodies are NEVER meant to work out that way. Those man who really EXERCISE to be muscular can NEVER be that muscularUs:
Chey...Fake people6)
DOGS HAVEING SEXUncle Eric:
When a dog sex, the male will lay on top of the female and will have sex. The testes will expand until its too big and cannot be taken out. So the male will have to move and they will be backside to backside. What the male dog doesnt know is that the female dog has a system that allows her to store the sperms in somewhere. So, it means that she can have sex with dogA and tomorrow with dogB and dogC...etc. But will never get pregnant...unless she release the sperms from the compartment. So her puppies will have different fathersBoys:
If the female has such system, we can sex all we want to. And the most important thing; FREE CONDOM THAT WILL NOT BACKFIRE*Bashing from Uncle EricGirls:
GO DIE LARSo, that's about it all. Signing off~~
